Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Damn Son, like... Where you been Ollie??

Hey, hello, how are ya? to all my loyal subjects both; young and old, skinny and fat, male and female alike... It has been an ungodly amount of time since I last posted on the world's most self interested and insanely sexist blog... Now I know you all want to know where I've been, and what the hell could have causes such a monumental fall off such as this, but trust in one thing if you've never trusted in me about anything else at all (yeah right, you take my words as gospel): I am coming back. HARD. With a serious vengeance. I have a newly recharged battery, and I am going to be melting faces and blowing minds like never before... I am working out some small little details with domain issues, and blogger publishing malfunctions, but do believe that young Ollie da Don will be back in full force by Monday March 26th, at the absolute LATEST. (But if I was you, I'd check back every day until then, you never know when I might sneak a post up) You can take that statement to the bank... In the meantime, do yourselves a favor and make your way over to the newly formed:

Instagram: nickelplatedbama

Twitter: @OliverWrist

Facebook: Oliver Wrist

Facebook Fan Page: via Oliver Wrist facebook you can find the link to the nickelplatedbama fan page: Nickel Plated Bama

Tumblr: http://www.nickelplatedbama.tumblr.com

I will come back later to make all of the above links clickable hyperlinks for all you lazy bastards that won't do the work for yourselves...

And whatever you do, if you really want to see this page up and rollin again, go join all the new pages if you arent already members for some dumb ass reason...

Ollie loves the kids (and sometimes even you idiots)...

-Sir Oliver Wrist

3 comments:

christiann gomez said...

Looking forward to it!!

Jonny Durango said...

Welcome back old friend.

Anonymous said...

Oliver was too busy sucking Joe Rogan's dick to be on the internet. ahahahahahahah